zipp's book reviews

zippy · **Posted:** Fri Nov 21, 2008 14:27

cupcake wrote:

zippy! come to my college!! it has the largest science fiction book collection in the world :-)

for serious !

Really?! Awesome! I bet there's Ursula Le Guin stuff. Her stuff can be criminally hard to find.

cupcake · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:06 **Posts:** 118

i don't know who that is, but i can look for it.

RoxiSC · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:59 **Posts:** 103

I read the entire 4 Twilight books in 6 days.

I loved them, despite them being the most criminally badly written things ever, but now I'm over them.
I'm now dying to see the movie.
I'll get over that too, given that the lead male was actually scared by the end of filming of the person who wrote the damned thing - a stupid vampire fangirl who dreamt the whole thing.

zippy · **Posted:** Wed Nov 26, 2008 09:45

She also scrapped her planned 5th book in the series because a chapter was leaked online.

Which led me to think: "What a finagling retard".

cupcake · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:06 **Posts:** 118

i heard twilight sucked bovine testicles. i think the target audience is preteen girls. the books i hear were quite addicting though.

RoxiSC · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:59 **Posts:** 103

They're not good.

They are addictive.

*SPOILERS*

And if you call books involving a girl begging a vampire to finagle her until he does and gets her pregnant with a halfbreed that starts killing her from the inside out by drinking her blood and snapping basically every bone in her body starting with ribs and working toward pelvis and spine until her vampire honey has to slice her open with his teeth and pull it out of her at which time the token werewolf gets over his infatuation for mummy and focuses on newborn baby upon whom he 'imprints' (obsessed over til shes old enough to finagle, which is apparently when shes 6) - material for preteens then yeah, why not.

zippy · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2008 15:13

RoxiSC wrote:

They're not good.

They are addictive.

*SPOILERS*

And if you call books involving a girl begging a vampire to finagle her until he does and gets her pregnant with a halfbreed that starts killing her from the inside out by drinking her blood and snapping basically every bone in her body starting with ribs and working toward pelvis and spine until her vampire honey has to slice her open with his teeth and pull it out of her at which time the token werewolf gets over his infatuation for mummy and focuses on newborn baby upon whom he 'imprints' (obsessed over til shes old enough to finagle, which is apparently when shes 6) - material for preteens then yeah, why not.

Jesus. That Stephenie Meyer woman is finagled in the head.

also - finagle - AWWWWW!-some.

RoxiSC · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:59 **Posts:** 103

I didn't write finagle.

Hmm.

I shall now attempt to swear and see what happens:

finagle

poo

testiclays

ladypart.

RoxiSC · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:59 **Posts:** 103

HAHAHHAHA testiclays isn't fixed.

What about befriend??

zippy · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:33

testiclays.

Haha!

finagle

cupcake · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:06 **Posts:** 118

books are for ladies. woooooh

zippy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:49

Oh, you're dead betch! I'm gonna slap you so hard!

or something.

How do ladies talk?

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 443

They probably complain a lot about "hos" getting "all up" in their "grilles".

cupcake · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:06 **Posts:** 118

they say things like,

i put on my tommy hilfiger shirt today and this jigga got all up in my poo trying to touch my goodies and shhhiiiii!!!

or something..

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 443

I don't talk like that => no lady I.

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