Why do girls hate me?

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 411

Apart from the obvious, I mean.

RoxiSC · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:59 **Posts:** 103

I'm a girl and I don't hate you.

Why did you make an emo thread?

emo.

Maybe thats why girls don't like you.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 411

The whole idea of PostSecret is emo. There has to be some emo in PostSatire.

RoxiSC · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:59 **Posts:** 103

I suppose.

emos give having emotions a bad name. I hate that.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 411

Well I just like playing around with stereotypes.

zippy · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2008 16:17

solo2 wrote:

Why do Girls Hate Me?

Apart from the obvious, I mean.

You need to just be yourself, man.

oh wait.

That won't work.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 411

Yeah, exactly.

Gosh dang it all to heck.

cupcake · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:06 **Posts:** 118

why are you even asking?
when we were collaborating for the special ed. postsats, OH MY GAWD you were a pain in the arse to work with. you're too controlling. my creative juices were like totally dried up like an old hag's gash. you were constantly hovering over me complaining about every little detail.. on top of that, every other sentence you uttered was a sexual joke. like, what the fart? dude... you really need to just cool it. lay off the coke.

i might have a crush on you. i'm a sucker for assholes. kill me now :-(

ahhh!!

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 411

What you saw as controlling, I see as perfectionism. What you saw as hovering, I see as quality control. What you see a sexual jokes, I see as jokes. What you see as Coke, I see as carbonated cola beverage. What you see as a crush, I see as a fleeting infatuation, until the next geologist rolls into town on his motorbike, playing Rock 'n' Roll music at high volume and tucking his cigarette packet into the sleeve of his white t-shirt as he stands at the bottom of the stairs yelling STELLA!

Yeah.

cupcake · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:06 **Posts:** 118

how did you know stella is my nickname?

oh god.. have i ever gotten drunk in front of you??!!

zippy · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 09:31

cupcake wrote:

my creative juices were like totally dried up like an old hag's gash.

Quote:

every other sentence you uttered was a sexual joke.

That's what she said.

solo2 wrote:

What you saw as controlling, I see as perfectionism. What you saw as hovering, I see as quality control. What you see a sexual jokes, I see as jokes. What you see as Coke, I see as carbonated cola beverage. What you see as a crush, I see as a fleeting infatuation, until the next geologist rolls into town on his motorbike, playing Rock 'n' Roll music at high volume and tucking his cigarette packet into the sleeve of his white t-shirt as he stands at the bottom of the stairs yelling STELLA!

Yeah.

Awesomo.

cupcake · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:06 **Posts:** 118

solo2 wrote:

What you see as a crush, I see as a fleeting infatuation, until the next geologist rolls into town on his motorbike, playing Rock 'n' Roll music at high volume and tucking his cigarette packet into the sleeve of his white t-shirt as he stands at the bottom of the stairs yelling STELLA!

that's not the kind of guy i get all squishy and wet for.
i like guys that don't talk, or ones that are just really weird.
they're the best in bed. seriously.

i read rock n roll as rick roll. must stay away from 4chan.

try craigslist. there are always desperate women there that need lovin'. i'm sure they'll be willing to put up with you for some man-meat. teehee..

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 411

You get turned on by weird guys who don't talk? What sort of target market is that?

I only go on craigslist to look for jobs.

cupcake · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:06 **Posts:** 118

the really quiet ones that sit in the corner of the classroom.

zippy · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 03:10

cupcake wrote:

i like guys that don't talk, or ones that are just really weird.

SCORE!

cupcake wrote:

the really quiet ones that sit in the corner of the classroom.

SCORE! point seven.

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