Why do girls hate me?

cupcake · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:06 **Posts:** 118

why girls don't like solo:

1) the prisoner dance
2) the constant silent farts
3) the 4chan jokes that no one gets

just to name a few things.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 443

Number 2 is a lie.

And there are surely some better reasons than that floating around?

Maybe the fact that I'm often racially abusive?

Ringlets · **Posted:** Wed Oct 07, 2009 22:32

solo2 wrote:

there are surely some better reasons than that floating around?

I can't help noticing Solo's "Why Don't Girls Like Me?" thread is the longest one on the board.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 443

Yeah.

I should probably be more concerned.

Ringlets · **Posted:** Fri Oct 09, 2009 08:53

solo2 wrote:

Yeah.

I should probably be more concerned.

It's okay. Twitchy Bunnington loves you still.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 443

Ringlets wrote:

solo2 wrote:

Yeah.

I should probably be more concerned.

It's okay. Twitchy Bunnington loves you still.

Twitchy's not even my bunny.

I have to give him back soon.

Reptile · **Joined:** Fri Oct 09, 2009 05:21 **Posts:** 26

I'm a girl and I don't hate you. But I'm engaged, on the opposite coast, and about thirteen years younger than you, so my opinion probably weighs very little into all of this.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 443

Are you kidding? "Thirteen years younger" is my specialty! And I married someone from the other side of the planet, so distance is not an issue. The "engaged" thing would stop me dead bang though.

Reptile · **Joined:** Fri Oct 09, 2009 05:21 **Posts:** 26

Lol. Plus, I'm not Asian.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 443

Reptile wrote:

Lol. Plus, I'm not Asian.

I don't care about that either.

I think Asians are pretty, but I'm not exclusively into Asians.

Light · **Posted:** Sun Oct 11, 2009 20:45

Pft, according to the majority of the t-r-o-l-l population I am your cheerleader for life.

And although my girlie parts are diseased beyond belief, I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a girl. So your post is inaccurate.

I likes you and your un-stereotypical* Irish ways.

*-likes Potatoes & Booze

Ringlets · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 02:26

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 443

Light wrote:

Pft, according to the majority of the t-r-o-l-l population I am your cheerleader for life.

Well, you got away with a mild dose compared to what Reptile got. I was surprised, and that doesn't happen often.

Reptile · **Joined:** Fri Oct 09, 2009 05:21 **Posts:** 26

Hey, according to them we lurve you solo. We want your 33 year old body. Pft. I like you well enough, but if I were to fly to cali to steal anything of yours it would probably be your books. And maybe Twitchy Bunnington.

Ringlets · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 13:29

Reptile wrote:

We want your 33 year old body. Pft. I like you well enough, but if I were to fly to cali to steal anything of yours it would probably be your books. And maybe Twitchy Bunnington.

It's a 34 year old body now. Almost a classic. And Solo, you don't like potatoes? Who doesn't like potatoes in some form??? :shock:

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