Why do girls hate me?

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 431

Ringlets wrote:

cupcake wrote:

i think girls don't like solo because he's always singing creepy songs.

What creepy songs does he sing?

Yeah, what creepy songs do I sing?

Ringlets · **Posted:** Wed Oct 28, 2009 01:13

solo2 wrote:

Yeah, what creepy songs do I sing?

The Itsy Bitsy Spider? ( think this woman is creepy even without the song.)

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 431

There's something suspicious about all children's television presenters.

Thundercunt · **Joined:** Tue Oct 20, 2009 08:38 **Posts:** 69

RoxiSC wrote:

I like Solo as he is.

However, my ideal kinda guy is (apart from a continously evolving idea)

A nerd. With dark thick/longish wavy hair. Glasses over his blue eyes. Taller than me, about 5'9 or 5'10. Very well defined features, but not thin. Wearing a blazer over a hoodie (yes, that preppy thing is hot) and converse semi-hidden by his jeans. With an extensive knowledge of good music, english literature, art and physics/astronomy. Carrying an electric guitar in the black case he has slung over his shoulder. It might even have a paintbrush or seven in one o the side pockets. Incredibly articulate, preferably with a scottish or posh english or best of all DUBLIN accent, talking coherently to me maybe about a new playstation or pc game hes played recently in an outgoing, confident but not overtly full-of-himself way.

Yeah. Just imagine how long thats been developing.

tl;dr unrealistic expectations.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 431

Thundercunt wrote:

tl;dr unrealistic expectations.

It's her ideal guy, not her minimum criteria.

What's your ideal girl?

RoxiSC · **Joined:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 17:59 **Posts:** 103

solo2 wrote:

Thundercunt wrote:

tl;dr unrealistic expectations.

It's her ideal guy, not her minimum criteria.

As was, I thought, implied in the word 'ideal'. Silly me.

Thundercunt · **Joined:** Tue Oct 20, 2009 08:38 **Posts:** 69

Must have missed that bit. Sorry. As for ideal girl. I have no idea, I get the feeling that I'll be able to spot her if I ever meet her.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 431

Thundercunt wrote:

Must have missed that bit. Sorry. As for ideal girl. I have no idea, I get the feeling that I'll be able to spot her if I ever meet her.

I need details! Hair colour, style, taste in music!

Thundercunt · **Joined:** Tue Oct 20, 2009 08:38 **Posts:** 69

DAMMIT NO! If I start to put hopes and dreams and poo on here; I become less than a cantankerous, disembodied presence on your mesage board! I BECOME A PERSON AT A KEYBOARD! Flesh and blood! And that is so not how I roll.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 431

Thundercunt wrote:

DAMMIT NO! If I start to put hopes and dreams and poo on here; I become less than a cantankerous, disembodied presence on your mesage board! I BECOME A PERSON AT A KEYBOARD! Flesh and blood! And that is so not how I roll.

It's ok, Thundercunt.

You can tell us. We're your friends.

Light · **Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 13:16

For a while, Thundercunt, you were describing my husband and it was scary. You lost it with the accent.

Thundercunt · **Joined:** Tue Oct 20, 2009 08:38 **Posts:** 69

What accent? It's all text.

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 431

Wot iccent?

Thundercunt · **Joined:** Tue Oct 20, 2009 08:38 **Posts:** 69

Chup broo?

solo2 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 13, 2007 16:45 **Posts:** 431

Er... the chucks look a little crook, mate.

etc.

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